Listen to the Sleep Protocol

The GrannyPenny Sleep Protocol — Audiobook

Put the kettle on. GrannyPenny will do the talking.

52 minutes, 52 seconds. 14 chapters. The same plain-speaking advice, recorded as a reusable answer to a family advice call and shared with other parents.

Your audio download

The complete MP3, an M4B with named chapters for compatible audiobook players, 14 individual chapter MP3s in a ZIP with an ordered playlist, and a listening guide with timestamps.

Audio only. The PDF handbook and printable pages are sold separately. Narration is AI-generated in GrannyPenny’s fictional character voice.

Hear GrannyPenny’s voice

Short voice audition, not a full audiobook chapter.

Safe sleep and real needs come first

Educational guidance for ordinary sleep questions in the first six months, not medical advice or a sleep-inducing recording for your baby. Follow your baby's individual feeding and medical plan, especially with newborn needs, prematurity or health concerns. Do not delay needed feeds or ignore escalating or unusual crying, illness or a safety concern.

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